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<Anon> Hello.
<Anon> I can't take it anymore.
<beach> oh?
<Anon> If another person mocks me I think I'll kill myself.
<Anon> At least on IRC, no-one knows.
<Anon> How do you all cope?
<rtoym> Drugs.  Lots of drugs.
<Anon> There is no medication, what are you talking about?
<gernika> Anon, are you a suicide bot?
<luis> drugs? drugs!
<sellout> Giraffes? Giraffes!
<Anon> gernika, what?
<gernika> a bot that comes into a channel and then threatens suicide
<Anon> No, what are you talking about?
<Anon> I just wanted to talk to people with the same affliction as me.
<rtoym> #anon-support-group is over there.
<beach> Anon: wrong channel, at least judging from past conversations here
<sellout> Anon: You might want to find a #goth somewhere ...
<bryan-oc> Anon, is this just a long-winded way to make a "lisp" joke?
<rtoym> Unless your affliction is a desire to program in lisp.
<Anon> I don't understand.
<luis> The desire to program in lisp as grown strong inside me. :-)
<gernika> Anon, haven't I seen you in #java before?
<Anon> No.
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<Anon> This is the worst support group ever.
<sellout> Anon: If you have a problem with LOOP, we can help.  Personalities are not our forte.
<Anon> LOOP?
<rtoym> Sure.  We can help with closures and CLOS too.
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